Monday, June 1, 2009

Items from my dreams...



Being the recipient of a diamond engagement ring, but not because I'm getting married. Also, the one time I dreamt of this all of the diamonds started falling out of the ring and I had to hurry and try to put them back into the band. For some reason I kept storing the diamonds in my mouth.



Werewolves climbing over things to haunt me while I sleep.



Pepperoni Pizza is my dream pizza. I usually daydream and nightdream about this perfect food item.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Things that look like other things, Volume 1


Vincent Price



Hawaiian Happy Face Spider



Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

I wish these words were mine own

Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat, drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
what you had, and what you lost

And what you had, And what you lost

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Running Stairs

I hope to run the stairs on Old Main Hill 100 times without running out of breath someday.

I wish there were stairs that you never had to go back down.

And there comes a time when I realized that upstairs and downstairs are just myths; stairs have no control over where you go.

And the whole point of stairs is steps.

Steps for when you can't go a whole length at one time.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Not as endless as the movies make it seem



The gestation period of a domestic pig. 121.7474 days. Four Months. One Season. Summer.

The next few months stretch into a blur few comprehend. A declaration, proclamation, notification, exclamation.

This means WAR!

War on time.

Me vs. the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.

New Hampshire, Montana, Salt Lake City, Tuition to be conquered.

It will all be over soon.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

AA

I'm beginning to think many people in Logan have a drinking problem.

There seems to be no concept of social drinking here and I theorize that it's because we are isolated from adults or people who otherwise drink responsibly. I know few people who can have a few beers at a barbecue with regularity and without that originally planned "few" beers turning into an entire keg. I know people who drink everyday, without exception. Is that necessary??? Really?

When I first came to Logan I thought it was sort of gleeful, how everyone partied and had fun together. After spending more than 6 months here I became exhausted. How could people consistently live this lifestyle? I couldn't.

Another problem with the way people drink in Logan is that what happens here doesn't stay here. People with bad drinking habits pack them right along with them where-ever they go. Family parties, holiday parties, business parties...it makes no difference to Logan-ites. Take them away from here and put them in different environs, they take no notice of the social atmosphere. A god damn children's birthday party with a pony can easily be ruined by some of the people I know up here if there happens to be any alcohol in or around the location.

So, what's my point? I don't have one, really. I guess I'm just sort of ranting because I am sick of Logan: the attitude, the atmosphere, and the alcohol. It is one thing to have a drink, but it is quite another to have too many drinks. The real problem is that people here don't learn. They don't get it.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Favorite things...

A: Animals, American History, Amy,
B: the Buglab, Back-Scratches,
C: Crash, Corgis, Cardigans, Coca-Cola(never diet), Children, Chocolate Milk, Chicken, Change(like coins), Chips and Dip, Chicken,
D: Dinosaur Eggs, Dunn,
E: Eugenides, the Elderly
F: Flossing,
G: Gel,
H: Hogle Zoo, House Hunters, Hemingway, History,
I:
J: Jay-Z, Michael Jordan, Billy Joel,
K: Kittens, Dr. King, Knicks,
L: Lions,
M: Maine Coons, Manx Cats
N: Nick,
O:
P: Pluto Anthony, Pepperoni Pizza,
Q:
R: Roseann,
S: the Sexcave, Scott, Snacks, Showers,
T:
U:
V:
W: Wall-E
X:
Y:
Z